I believe this is happening to me once more. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are back at square one. It's like a broken record. To be honest, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- Perhaps it's time change my luck
- This can't be real
- I need a vacation
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and out of nowhere a flock of geese came out from behind a bush. They were running all over the place, and dogs were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be true, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
My friends won't believe that just happened. Seriously, I feel I'm going to pass out! All of it was just totally absurd.
- This is nuts
- No joke
- I need to document this
I gotta go! You won't believewhat happens next!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, the concept is just unfathomable. I struggle with getting a handle on it, but read more it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I try a different approach?